Lazy Boy's introduction

-Hello strangers! I'm Lazy Boy's special agent for unique occasions like this. It was tough to get him to submit to blogging. It required some financial agreements... Oh boy, I'm getting off-point now, anyways the point is that Lazy Boy will introduce himself and I'm only in the way! (Hands laptop to Lazy Boy)
Hey, hey, I'm one of the laziest boy on campus hence my nickname. Wait, are you guys even awake? Probably not because I'm barely up.. Back to the reason why I'm here, I hail from the great Silver Spring, Maryland. I was raised in various areas of Maryland and attended Maryland School for the Deaf. Growing up, sports were always there for me because of the competitiveness that came with it... I loved to compete with other kids who wanted to win at what they were doing too. I played in almost all sports possible ranging from volleyball to wrestling. Football, out of them all, is my favorite sport hands down. Without sports, I would be pathetically lost and hiding in a corner somewhere. Two irreplaceable brothers and unbelievable parents are what made me into who I am today. Oh yeah, school is my bane and I will never come to means with it. No one in their right mind would like school.. Right? Maybe not.. Well for those who like school, I'll bow down to you forever. Now, for something that I actually like, let's talk about movies and books. Movies... movies... There's too many to name so I'll pick a few, Gran Torino, Bourne Supremacy, V for Vendetta, and The American Gangster. As for the books, it becomes way easier as I'm a loyal fan of the Harry Potter series. Seriously, I used to hate books until I read the first book of Harry Potter, I got addicted badly that one time, I read six books of the series in one week. When I'm not watching or reading, I'm definitely eating chocolate chip cookies; it's one of the few things that I would almost die for. The taste of it is soooooooo unbelievable and even talking about it now gets me hungry. Milk, milk, and milk is what my brothers and I grew up with.. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, it doesn't matter what time it is, a cup of milk will always be in my hands. Okay, my time is up and I'm sure you guys want to go do something else way better.. Later!
-Wow, every word that he typed was truly breathtaking!! If you folks are awestruck like I am, stay tuned for more blogs by him as promised in the contract! Keep your eyes peeled!